I wrote the text of that cartoon when I was 18 or so. I stumbled across it the other day and finally knew what to do with it. Only a few small edits – and now there’s Google, from which I found out that:
Johan Vaaler, a Norwegian inventor with a degree in electronics, science and mathematics, invented the paperclip in 1899. He received a patent for his design from Germany in 1899, since Norway had no patent laws at that time. Johan Vaaler was an employee at a local invention office when he invented the paperclip. He received an American patent in 1901 — patent abstract “It consists of forming same of a spring material, such as a piece of wire, that is bent to a rectangular, triangular, or otherwise shaped hoop, the end parts of which wire piece form members or tongues lying side by side in contrary directions.” Johan Vaaler was the first person to patent a paperclip design, although other unpatented designs might have existed first. (About.com)